royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

She once asked me 
the name of my
favourite poet
and I replied

God

She laughed
and played along
and asked me
which one of his
works was my
absolute favourite

I said it was
the one
where he
wrote her
into existence

xq

wild-lion:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

hahahahah

for real

thisismy-kingdom-come:

sollux:

stumblinglove:

sollux:

I was feelin ok until I realized what tomorrow is

Another day without him

i was just gonna say monday but ok

Wow that got deep.